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lemme-holla-at-you:

skmox:

look pretty, play dirty 💗 

Xoxo

smartgirlsattheparty:

yungsunshine:

#YesAllWomen

ICYMI: This hashtag is in response to the common statement that “Not All Men ________ (fill-in-the-blank) when conversations about misogyny happen.

(via greaterdreams)

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olbersparadox:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG
kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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syriacqueen:

2chaaaain:

WAD Magazine #53 Cover

ملكة

sharped0:

jtotheizzoe:

wnycradiolab:

Educational pancakes.

I’m impressed not only by the skill and creativity involved here, but also by the self-control it must require to not just eat all of them immediately.

these are AMAZING omg

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domobird:

Then I cried for the rest of my life.

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saepphire:

 ❁
oravlalvaro:

this is so awesome